I’m at home freaking out about tornado warnings and funnel clouds and all this shit and where is my brother?
AT THE GYM. AT THE GYM.
Well, Zombie Apocalypse spreads to Maryland!
Via To ∞ & →
“The 21-year-old college student allegedly told detectives that he hadn’t just killed the man who’d lived with his family for months, but had eaten his heart and portions of his brain.”
I hope when Rick Santorum checks out a library book he forgets about it for months and racks up a huge library fine.






